Forget everything I said: Sluseholmen cancels out all Danish efficiency

Danish efficiency is bollocks. I’m over it. Admiration has been replaced by frustration and wonder.
For almost a year, we’ve been living in the brand spankin’ new Sluseholmen neighborhood in Copenhagen SV.
It’s perfect in theory:

Beautiful new building blocks surrounded by man-made canals, a la Amsterdam
Stunning views over the water
A street for shops (notice I say for, [...]

Old drunks

Time for a rant. Because every time I get on public transportation, I end up next to a 1) alcoholic, 2) deranged person, or 3) someone who just polished off an entire package of smoked salmon and topped it off with a few garlic cloves. But really, it’s the drunks that are starting to annoy [...]

Russian mail order brides

To be perfectly honest, I didn’t want a blog. I wanted www.anastasya.com. But I didn’t get it, because a Russian mail order bride site beat me to it. So now I can never be one of the “lovely, sincere, traditional and unspoiled Russian women” at that particular URL. Dammit.

Dumb blonde

Q: What’s the first thing a man asks his woman when she goes from blonde to brunette?
A: “So…how much smarter are you now?”
Turns out I’ve been a dumb blonde for 2 years without knowing it. Thank you, www.Zenso.dk hair, for so poignantly making me realize my mistake.
I’m happy to be on the smarter side of “Blondes might [...]